Funny signs we've seen

We've seen a few funny signs here in China. Here are the 2 best so far.

This one was literally less than 100 feet from a McDonald's in a very nice part of Guangzhou. 

This one was in our hotel in Hefei.  They were hosting this party on Friday. Sadly, we left all of our sexy high heels at home and we had already left for Guangzhou.